Friday, March 23rd, playing right now on Cartoon Network!

It Came From Outer Ed: Edd and Eddy come up with an idea to trick Ed. Eddy drags Ed from his room while he is reading his new comic, “Evil Tim.” After this idea bombs, Ed thinks of an idea for a scam. They all follow Ed’s scam, doing unusual things, until it turns out to be a summoning ceremony, to summon Evil Tim, which apparently fails, but does attract an uncanny amount of crows.

3 Squares And An Ed: Guardsmen Sarah and Jimmy inform Edd and Eddy that Ed has been grounded, and the Eds must stage a daring escape from the house without Sarah and Jimmy knowing.

Thursday, March 22nd, playing right now on Cartoon Network!

Is There An Ed In The House?: The Eds are taking a picture of Rolf when they find out that Sarah is sick. Ed and Jimmy both do what they can to take care of her and nurse her back to health, which starts a rivalry between them.

An Ed Is Born: Eddy gets a large package from his brother, only to find it is addressed to “Pipsqueak” and full of baby things. Determined to show his big brother how he’s grown up, he borrows Ed’s camera and has his friends help make a home movie that not only is meant to make Eddy look matured, but to also make him appear as if he is the leader and most popular kid of the cul-de-sac. 

Wednesday, March 21st, playing right now on Cartoon Network!

In Like Ed: The Eds are setting up an overpriced garage sale, but all their potential customers are over at Kevin’s garage sale. Kevin seems to know exactly what all his customers want, which makes Eddy furious, and Edd jealous because Eddy says Kevin is smarter than him. Eddy thinks Kevin is a spy. He wants to have inside information, and the Eds go off to investigate at Jimmy’s birthday party. Edd shows them a variety of spy gadgets, and together they go to Jimmy’s house, where all the kids are congregating.

Who Let The Ed In?: As Edd tries to set up the prize grabber scam, Ed’s off goofing around. When Edd and Eddy go to find out what he’s doing, they find him acting strangely. He introduces them to his new imaginary friend, Jib. They play along, and start this episode’s scam, an enormous claw machine. Edd and Eddy realize Ed is serious, but “Jib” tells the other kids that it is a scam. They finally get rid of Jib by telling Ed that he has to go home. 

Tuesday, March 20th, playing right now on Cartoon Network!

Your Ed Here: After finding Eddy’s wallet, Kevin begins to blackmail Eddy after learning his middle name is “Skipper”. After humiliating Eddy to no end, Kevin reveals the name to everyone, and when Edd offers condolences by telling him his own middle name (Marion), Eddy then gets all the kids to laugh at him instead.

The Good Ol’ Ed: “Ah, good times.” The Eds make a timecapsule and find trinkets that remind them of scams both familiar and not-so-familiar: Edd’s memory: A time machine scam where Jonny and Jimmy were “sent back in time” to the Triassic era. Eddy’s memory: When Edd got a case of the hiccups that lasted two days. Ed’s memory: When the Eds tried to make the world’s largest pancake, which failed when the other kids mistook the grease on the cul-de-sac (the round area) for a skating rink, and the kids were accidentally cooked in the pancake batter. 

Monday, March 19th, playing right now on Cartoon Network!

If It Smells Like An Ed: According to Jimmy and his chums, it is Friendship Day in the cul-de-sac and they’ve built a huge model heart in recognition of it (Kevin is appalled, but grins and bears it). Everyone is having a good time … or at least they are until the Eds show up and are framed to have “ruined” Friendship Day. The Eds search for the person who framed them. 

Friday, March 16th, playing right no on Cartoon Network!

Hot Buttered Ed: Kevin steals the spot that Eddy wanted at the creek. Edd suggests that they find another spot, which is covered in rocks and garbage. The Eds then attempt to get their spot by keeping a look out to see when Kevin leaves. They finally end up in Jonny’s spot, on top of a parched bluff, burned to a crisp by the sun.

High Heeled Ed: The Eds plan to get big money with their “Sewer Swamp Ride”, but Sarah, Jimmy, and Nazz are not impressed. When Eddy discovers this, he thinks Kevin, Rolf, and Jonny will come for the sewer ride. Sarah tells Eddy that they went go-karting and will not be back until dinner. The “Snuggle-Me-Ed” scam also fails to impress, so the Eds then get some gold paint and make “jewelry” to wow the more “sensitive” members of the cul-de-sac. 

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I Am Curious Ed: Sarah and Jimmy discover Jimmy’s fish have babies and try to learn where they come from, but when they ask the other kids about it, they keep getting different answers. They eventually turn to the Eds for help, but even they can’t agree on the subject of human reproduction.

No Speak Da Ed: Ed receives a variety of wolf-themed gifts from his pen-pal, and ends up suffering the wrath of Rolf, who realizes the said pen-pal is actually his old prankster arch-nemesis, and ends up sending the Eds to Norway. 

Ed, Edd n Eddy - Season 3, episode 34: Once Bitten, Twice Ed.

Eddy keeps on using the same failed scam plot over and over with minor tweaks. The kids are repeatedly unimpressed, but Eddy does not give up. 

(Episode starts at 11:00.)